This here page is our dictionary of Boss words and their meanings, we would like to explain to you dear readers what certain words mean that we Destination:Boss may use in our writings, therefore helping you in your quest to soak up our fingerturds (see F).
We'll be updating The Slicktionary as we travel through this world called Earth, as the site builds and we come up with new Boss words to describe Boss things, we'll stick 'em in here for your eyes.
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Arnold Schwarzanobhead:
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Arnold Schwarzanobhead:
That fella who goes to the gym loads, alls he does is lurch at women and he walks around as though he's Rick Rude, Well, he's more like Dick Pood, the total opposite.
Arr eh:
Arr eh:
A Scouse expression used to depict a certain amount of annoyance. It replaces terms such as "Aw Come on" or "Oh no". For example, "Arr eh, I've dropped my chips all over my dog" or "What? The Richard O'Brien is leaving the Crystal Maze?! Arr eh..."
Abaa:
This is short for the word 'about' if you either can't be arsed saying it properly or if you're from Liverpool (same thing).
Arty-farty:
What parents say to other parents when trying do describe what you do with your media degree.
B
Beaut:
As you may notice, this word is a shortened version of the word 'beautiful' but don't be fooled, it does not mean beautiful, it is in fact used as an insult. "Turn ITV off you fuckin' beaut" for example.
Beef candles:
A cylinder of food originating from the anus of a beast lying on the pavement from 18 hours previous the size and shape of a two litre bottle of Dr Pepper. Beef candles.
As you may notice, this word is a shortened version of the word 'beautiful' but don't be fooled, it does not mean beautiful, it is in fact used as an insult. "Turn ITV off you fuckin' beaut" for example.
Beef candles:
A cylinder of food originating from the anus of a beast lying on the pavement from 18 hours previous the size and shape of a two litre bottle of Dr Pepper. Beef candles.
Bevvy:
A word that is short for the word 'beverage'. You may remember this word from the popular 1980's channel 4 soap opera 'Brookside' it was used by many of the characters including Sinbad, Mick Johnson, Jimmy Corkhill, Ron Dixon and others when referring to a drink, or beverage if you will.
A word that is short for the word 'beverage'. You may remember this word from the popular 1980's channel 4 soap opera 'Brookside' it was used by many of the characters including Sinbad, Mick Johnson, Jimmy Corkhill, Ron Dixon and others when referring to a drink, or beverage if you will.
Bills:
This is a Scouse replacement for the word 'underpants' (Or underpance if you're suave). An example of this word in action would be; "ME BILLS LAD!"
Bintermediate:
The halfway step in the recylcing process, i.e that little green box you keep all your old toilet roll tubes and old tins of beanz.
Bizzweasel:
A Bizz weasel describes one of them nobheads that work in the media industry who create something so vile (X factor, heat magazine, all that other shit), that your brain actually gets sore from even thinking about it. If you see one walking around in a suit acting like a total bum-head just kick him in the life for me please.
This is a Scouse replacement for the word 'underpants' (Or underpance if you're suave). An example of this word in action would be; "ME BILLS LAD!"
Bintermediate:
The halfway step in the recylcing process, i.e that little green box you keep all your old toilet roll tubes and old tins of beanz.
Bizzweasel:
A Bizz weasel describes one of them nobheads that work in the media industry who create something so vile (X factor, heat magazine, all that other shit), that your brain actually gets sore from even thinking about it. If you see one walking around in a suit acting like a total bum-head just kick him in the life for me please.
Blattack:
To Blattack someone is to jizz in your own hand and then throw it at them... Sexually.
Bloody ding dong:
Literally a phrase that a ten year old (lil' Ryan Pooley to be exact) would say to substitute swearing at his brother at the dinner table (I was there, I heard it). Used correctly however, and you could use this phrase at the workplace, the cinema, whilst shopping, at church, on a boat and where ever else you think it would be useful.
To Blattack someone is to jizz in your own hand and then throw it at them... Sexually.
Bloody ding dong:
Literally a phrase that a ten year old (lil' Ryan Pooley to be exact) would say to substitute swearing at his brother at the dinner table (I was there, I heard it). Used correctly however, and you could use this phrase at the workplace, the cinema, whilst shopping, at church, on a boat and where ever else you think it would be useful.
Boss:
The most commonly used word on this fine website and rightly so, as some of it's many definitions are; Great, Good, Amazing, Excellent, Brilliant, Wonderful, Superb, Fantastic, and also, Boss.
Butty:
If you don't already know, Butty means sandwich and if you don't use the word butty instead of sandwich after reading this we'll come to your house and confiscate all butty related items.
CCheddache:
Have you ever eaten so much pizza that you've ended up with a hangover the next day? Have you ever ate so many cheese strings that you feel like an actual real life human cheese string and alls you want to do is lie down but you can't because you need a poo so bad? That feeling in your head is a cheddar based headache that is dictating how the rest of your body feels. Kill it with Vegetables.
Conversashowers:
Does anybody else have future conversations with people while they're in the shower? I hope it's not just me, cos that's pretty weird otherwise. Probably not the best place to ask a question really, in a dictionary..
If you don't already know, Butty means sandwich and if you don't use the word butty instead of sandwich after reading this we'll come to your house and confiscate all butty related items.
CCheddache:
Have you ever eaten so much pizza that you've ended up with a hangover the next day? Have you ever ate so many cheese strings that you feel like an actual real life human cheese string and alls you want to do is lie down but you can't because you need a poo so bad? That feeling in your head is a cheddar based headache that is dictating how the rest of your body feels. Kill it with Vegetables.
Conversashowers:
Does anybody else have future conversations with people while they're in the shower? I hope it's not just me, cos that's pretty weird otherwise. Probably not the best place to ask a question really, in a dictionary..
Crimbo:
A dead good abbreviation for the word Christmas. It is most enjoyable to say, especially when it's used before the word 'prezzie'.
Cum-Sponge:
Someone so useless & irrelevant, their only use in life is being used to mop up a mans "ejaculate". e.g. I thought Jennifer Aniston would have made something of herself after Friends finished, but she's just a fucking cum-sponge like those other 5 cunts.
Someone so useless & irrelevant, their only use in life is being used to mop up a mans "ejaculate". e.g. I thought Jennifer Aniston would have made something of herself after Friends finished, but she's just a fucking cum-sponge like those other 5 cunts.
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Dead:
This has all the usual meanings that dead normally does, but Boss people tend to use it to describe something that is extreme. I.e. "I ate them crisps dead fast mate".
Devo'd:
This is short for the word 'Devastated'. Mostly only used by people of the scouse variety, it may pop up occasionally in the fine paragraphs of our distinguished writers musings and whatnot.
Double piss fumes:
The unfortunate situation you find yourself in when you need to go for a shower but two people have been for a piss before hand and the steam from the shower mixes all the piss fumes/shower water together.
Dunglung:
This is the word that describes what happens when you cough on a winter's morn and a whole host of disgrace comes flying out of your mouth and into your cupped hand, usually on public transport too. Not Boss.
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Early as fuck:
We all know that time of morning 'ludicrous past five in the A.M'(Wheey M). Whilst the Sun is rising, the birds are waking up, the milk is sat on your doorstep and the paperboy is aimlessly wandering about listening to his headphones. But you, you're sat on the couch in your boxies, eating toast, getting crumbs on your already stained Nickelodeon T-shirt from 1997, watching a Youtube video of a man trying to shoot a firework out of his arse whilst his mates egg him on, aren't you? Early as fuck.
Eternal shite:
An eternal shite is somebody who has the logic of a VHS copy of The Phantom Menace selotaped to the back of a Swan. We all know one, you know, the kind of person who would just turn the channel over when you're watching a film, or who would just start blasting music when you're cleary listening to music yourself, you know I'm right, becuase that person is the very same person who binned that sandwhich that was on the table, the only reason being that it was left there for over 18 hours. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUTTY YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Double piss fumes:
The unfortunate situation you find yourself in when you need to go for a shower but two people have been for a piss before hand and the steam from the shower mixes all the piss fumes/shower water together.
Dunglung:
This is the word that describes what happens when you cough on a winter's morn and a whole host of disgrace comes flying out of your mouth and into your cupped hand, usually on public transport too. Not Boss.
E
We all know that time of morning 'ludicrous past five in the A.M'(Wheey M). Whilst the Sun is rising, the birds are waking up, the milk is sat on your doorstep and the paperboy is aimlessly wandering about listening to his headphones. But you, you're sat on the couch in your boxies, eating toast, getting crumbs on your already stained Nickelodeon T-shirt from 1997, watching a Youtube video of a man trying to shoot a firework out of his arse whilst his mates egg him on, aren't you? Early as fuck.
Eternal shite:
An eternal shite is somebody who has the logic of a VHS copy of The Phantom Menace selotaped to the back of a Swan. We all know one, you know, the kind of person who would just turn the channel over when you're watching a film, or who would just start blasting music when you're cleary listening to music yourself, you know I'm right, becuase that person is the very same person who binned that sandwhich that was on the table, the only reason being that it was left there for over 18 hours. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUTTY YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Explossage:
This is the word sausage, combined with the word explosion. Invented by a Great man, completely by accident whilst pissing himself reading an article about a woman who suffered 3rd degree burns all over her face after a sausage she was frying, exploded all over the place. To be truthful, there aren't many situations in which this word can be used, but it doesn't matter because it's hilariboss.
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Facial tits:
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Facial tits:
This is when somebody has spots on their face so big, they look like tits.
Fart arse:
When something is done without passion or care. To 'fart arse' about is to aimlessly wander about the completion the task at hand. For example "Eh Williams, stop fart arseing about and finish that cupboard!"
Feelings thick:
There are people who are thick (stupid for all you non England fans), then there are people who are feelings thick. These people are so absolutely thick that they lack the full range of human emotions. Pity these people, for they are destined to fail.
Feelings thick:
There are people who are thick (stupid for all you non England fans), then there are people who are feelings thick. These people are so absolutely thick that they lack the full range of human emotions. Pity these people, for they are destined to fail.
Frenter:
A frenter is somebody who is absolutely crap at what they're doing. For example, if you were trying to make a cup of tea without any hot water, but you only noticed when you tried to scoop out the plastic action man machine gun you'd dropped in because you were using it to stir the tea as you'd not washed any spoons, then moments later you tried to pour it all down the sink but you tripped over your own feet and smashed the lot, you'd be a proper frenter.
Fun Petrol:
Whiskey, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Lager, Stout, Tequila. Those things are how you power fun. Fun petrol.
Future you.
Future Pooley (in my case) is the man who has to deal with all the nonsense that I do. Why worry about today when somebody from the future will have to deal with the consequences? The future isn't even real anyway, it's just the present but re-labled. You snort that sherbert and be proud.
Whiskey, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Lager, Stout, Tequila. Those things are how you power fun. Fun petrol.
Future you.
Future Pooley (in my case) is the man who has to deal with all the nonsense that I do. Why worry about today when somebody from the future will have to deal with the consequences? The future isn't even real anyway, it's just the present but re-labled. You snort that sherbert and be proud.
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Gay:
"Ya ma's gay lad" etc. We don't tolerate homophobia.
"Ya ma's gay lad" etc. We don't tolerate homophobia.
Grange Hell:
This is an obvious pun on the popular children's televisual drama about a school; Grange Hill. We all know a school which is home to seemingly every scrote of a child in town, all that seems to happen is trouble from those kids, it's like they've gone to nobhead school to learn how to be a nobhead and they all got A**.
This is an obvious pun on the popular children's televisual drama about a school; Grange Hill. We all know a school which is home to seemingly every scrote of a child in town, all that seems to happen is trouble from those kids, it's like they've gone to nobhead school to learn how to be a nobhead and they all got A**.
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Hilariboss:
A word I invented back near the top of this page to describe the hilarity of the word Explossage (see H).
Horratious:
This is the horrific version of something that is delicious, such as if you bit into a chicken butty but there was loads of mad Netto beef in there.
Imbotard:
Have you ever seen somebody doing something so unbelievably stupid it induces anger and you look at them and think to yourself "Get off my planet you imbecilic retard"? Well now you've got a word for them.
Infinity sweats:
We've all had infinity sweats at some point in our lives, whether it's waiting in the queue down at the post office, whether it's trying to chat up somebody who is just too fit, whether it's during an important meeting, it just keeps coming, it has no mercy on your dignity.
Insanitary:
Something that is so ridiculously unsanitary that it is in fact insane. For example a toilet that has just too much poo in it with a big used tampon sticking out of it like some sort of hell-worthy 99 is insanitary.
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Jarg:
If you or it are jarg then you or it are crap.
Jabba the slut:
One of them dead fat girls who'll shag anything.
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Kecks:
Trousers. FYI, the correct spelling of the word 'pants' is 'pance' and has been for the past few years, spread the news to people who don't know.
Trousers. FYI, the correct spelling of the word 'pants' is 'pance' and has been for the past few years, spread the news to people who don't know.
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L-Bend:
Simply, this is Bellend backwards. Bellend is a popular English insult and by swapping the order of the word around to make L-bend, you can get away with saying it to children and such without people clicking on.
Simply, this is Bellend backwards. Bellend is a popular English insult and by swapping the order of the word around to make L-bend, you can get away with saying it to children and such without people clicking on.
Leg-Arm:
A fat person (usually sleeveless female) named so because her upper arms resemble legs! e.g. "God, that Lisa Riley's big isn't she?" "Oh aye, she's a proper fuckin' leg-arm she is".
Literally, literally:
A fat person (usually sleeveless female) named so because her upper arms resemble legs! e.g. "God, that Lisa Riley's big isn't she?" "Oh aye, she's a proper fuckin' leg-arm she is".
Literally, literally:
When you're making a point and you mean what you said so much that you say literally twice. Not strictly a word in itself, but you know... work with me.
Love itch:
Don't use protection in the arena of love? Gon' get yourself a bad love itch if you're not careful. Your peen/curtains might go blue and fall off. Easy now.
Love itch:
Don't use protection in the arena of love? Gon' get yourself a bad love itch if you're not careful. Your peen/curtains might go blue and fall off. Easy now.
M
Mazin':
This is an abbreviation of the word 'amazing', lazy mouths and lazy fingers come with it.
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Ney:
This means no in Wigan.
Nintenuendo:
When you're playing away on the Wii, shaking the remote up and down trying to burn a lizard to death and somebody looks through the window... Turns out it looks like you're masturbating as furiously as you can
This means no in Wigan.
Nintenuendo:
When you're playing away on the Wii, shaking the remote up and down trying to burn a lizard to death and somebody looks through the window... Turns out it looks like you're masturbating as furiously as you can
Not Boss:
The opposite of Boss.
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Offy, The:
This is scouse for 'The off license' a place to buy delicious boozes and things such as crisps and bleach.
This is scouse for 'The off license' a place to buy delicious boozes and things such as crisps and bleach.
Orrundge:
You know those girls you see, with the make up on that only goes to the base of the ear, and the bottom of the chin? So Orange, that you have to say it as hard as you can to get your point across.
You know those girls you see, with the make up on that only goes to the base of the ear, and the bottom of the chin? So Orange, that you have to say it as hard as you can to get your point across.
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"Paddy McGuinness Effect":
Someone who by all accounts, should be ok, but in trying to hard to be someone they're not, ends up being a pyar nob jockey. For example despite being a big, Greggs lovin', hard drinkin', serial shaggin', karate expert, that Paddy McGuinness is a massive pleb.
People makers, the
In a man's pantaloons are three ingredients important to carrying on the Human race, one's love tower and semen spheres (there's some more words for you).
Pot-eight-toes:
Watch this.
Poface-o:
One of them people so ugly they've got a face like a potato.
Someone who by all accounts, should be ok, but in trying to hard to be someone they're not, ends up being a pyar nob jockey. For example despite being a big, Greggs lovin', hard drinkin', serial shaggin', karate expert, that Paddy McGuinness is a massive pleb.
People makers, the
In a man's pantaloons are three ingredients important to carrying on the Human race, one's love tower and semen spheres (there's some more words for you).
Pot-eight-toes:
Watch this.
Poface-o:
One of them people so ugly they've got a face like a potato.
Prezzy, Prezzies:
Scouse abbreviations for the words present and presents. It is most exciting to receive a prezzy, but it even more exciting to receive prezzies.
Scouse abbreviations for the words present and presents. It is most exciting to receive a prezzy, but it even more exciting to receive prezzies.
Procasturbation:
Sposed to be doing work but can't stop touching yourself? Yes you are, stop lying!
Pyaa:
If something's pyaa it is usually the most of that thing that you could be. "Arr them crisps pyaa stink lad, get them away."
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Queef:
Love wind.
Queen of trumps:
The queen of trumps is the girl you know that farts all the time as though it's funny. While farts are funny, girl farts are not (unless it's a queef, they're always funny). Picture your dream woman in a dream setting and all she wants is you, she's ready to go, she's standing there with a plate of grapes, beads of water drip from her scantily clad body, "mmmmmm" you think to yourself, "mmmm". Then imagine her srunching her face and ripping the biggest, wettest, fart that sounds like someone pouring a bowl of porridge into a puddle.
Quickpiss:
When you need a wee dead bad but something absolutely Boss is happening and you hold it in, and you hold it in, and you hold it in (not too much or you'll end up in hospital), but you keep on holding it in, and you hold it in, and you hold it in, and you hold it in, then you see a gap in the Boss thing and you leg it as fast as you can and do the a wee so quick and so voluminous that it feels like it's coming out sideways only to come back to the boss thing to find out that you missed either nothing or everything (the only two options). That's a quiddle
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Sacdelicious:
The art of making a religious object into a delicious snack, turning it from Sacrilegious to delicious in one tasty swoop.
Satan's trifle:
Have you ever vomited so hard that you've brought up your last meal and a drink?
The art of making a religious object into a delicious snack, turning it from Sacrilegious to delicious in one tasty swoop.
Satan's trifle:
Have you ever vomited so hard that you've brought up your last meal and a drink?
Skit, Skitting:
To skit someone or something is to make fun of it, take the piss if you will. I.e. "Muuuuum, the kids are skitting me at school because you put my PE kit in a Netto bag."
Skive, skiving:
This word describes the act truanting, or 'sitting off'. For example, if you were to skive off from doing work, you basically either wouldn't go in or would just not do your work. Incase you didn't know, skiving is fucking Boss.
Soz:
In Liverpool this is a very popular abbreviation of the word 'sorry'. e.g. "Arr Soz mate, I thought your ma was my dog"
In Liverpool this is a very popular abbreviation of the word 'sorry'. e.g. "Arr Soz mate, I thought your ma was my dog"
Spyeng:This word is used to describe something really scummy, such as the stuff under your finger nails or the stuff you that stuff that collects in the grooves of tiles or unwanted condiments on your chips, that kind of thing.
Sulk Hogan:
Remember the fabulous days of Hulkamania? (No? come on, bloody hell.. Watch this you divvy) Well imagine all of that Hulkamania coming out of a man who does nothing but sulk. We all know one, the kind of man with negative charisma. Charisma that sucks other people's charisma out of them and can stop a Boss conversation dead in it's tracks.
Swanker:
Ever been swimming and saw some human mayonnaise floating past? Somebody's most likely wanked that out. they're called swankers them.
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Tattoodicrous:
Tattoos are very popular these days, you see all kinds of biffs who, ten years ago would have kicked the shit out of you for having tattoos, actually getting full sleeve tattoos themselves!! What the fuck eh? Why have you got flowers and fish all down your arms?
Thunderachievement and Shitening:
The only way to describe a British storm. A flash of lightning looks like somebody's tried to light a ciggy and a crack of Thunder sounds like somebody's dropped footy. Not Boss.
Titanius:
What happens when you are so scared/excited that your anus becomes as hard as titanium.
Treams:
What happens when you are so scared/excited that your anus becomes as hard as titanium.
Treams:
Treams are the fabulous and wonderful dreams that occur in your brain when you fall asleep on the train on the way to work. That warmth.
Trunchfast:
What time is it? you don't even know? then what's that meal you're eating? Trunchfast.
Tube:
Scottish for someone who is a annoying as fuck and boring as sin. That fella from the One show on BBC1 who looks like a Bulldog is a tube (see him here).
Tuedicrous:
This is what happens when you're so ludicrous on a tuesday that your tuesday becomes 'Tuedicrous'.This is a D:B favourite.
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Unbelievabell:Someone who's so much of a bellend that you can't even believe it.
Underbeans:
Underbeans are the collective term for bits of food that escape your sight and end up in places you wouldn't think it was possible for food to reach. I know a lad called Gareth who got home from the cinema only to find a piece of popcorn on his scrotum, in his undies! Dem's underbeans.
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Vertical wees:
Eh lads, in the morning... you know, when you go for a piss, but... you know, it's like the main event at Wrestlemania in your pants. Vertical wees.
W
Whiphinity:
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Unbelievabell:Someone who's so much of a bellend that you can't even believe it.
Underbeans:
Underbeans are the collective term for bits of food that escape your sight and end up in places you wouldn't think it was possible for food to reach. I know a lad called Gareth who got home from the cinema only to find a piece of popcorn on his scrotum, in his undies! Dem's underbeans.
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Vertical wees:
Eh lads, in the morning... you know, when you go for a piss, but... you know, it's like the main event at Wrestlemania in your pants. Vertical wees.
W
Whiphinity:
If you've ever bought a '99 from an ice cream truck (not the jarg ones that do soft scoop ice creams), you'll know the ice cream machine I'm talkin' about! Yeah, loads and loads and loads and loads of whippy. "You can't stop the whippy".
Whore-Paint:
Make-up, or rather, too much make-up. e.g. "Have you seen the piss-flaps on that dirty bitch? I'd beat her so bad she'd be scared to leave me". "Nah, she's not for me mate, she's fuckin' caked in whore paint!".
The Wizard of Bozz:"Can I get a 20 bag?"
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Ya Ma':
An obvious addition to any credible dictionary 'Ya Ma' is a common phrase used when one has compltely run out of things to say during an argument, or simply cannot even be bothered to reply to an insult properly. Ya Ma' is short for 'Your Mother' and is part of the clique of evovled versions of said phrase, such as 'Yo Momma' 'Your mum' and 'Yeeeeea Mau' that last one being one I just made up because I couldn't think of a third one.
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ZZZYYYEEEEAAAAAN!!!:
This is quite specific and isn't particularly a word. Simply put, it's the pronunciation of the word 'John' when under extreme pressure (whether it's excitement, pain or just if you're a tit).
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